thatoneguy

i want something that will perk me up. at least as much perk as you can get from marijuana anyway. I just dont like the weed that makes you all tired and sleepy.

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Jon Stewart: You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy shit, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO.

Sir-Smoke-Alot: Bitch! You know what I want! Hahahahaha! I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden! 'Cause it's hard being black and gifted! Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted!
(from half-baked, greatest stoner movie EVER)