hey! i got me a quadratic pyrimadial node generator that works freekin great! it comes with a silicon-germanium diac thrysistor ignitor that's guaranteed to energize your buds!
all you need to add is a teaspoon of dark energy (which is also available, at extra charge) to supply the excess nutrinos to the double helix light cone (also included in the kit).
and i thought envirolites was a scam
