dr gonzo

There's Something Huge... Massive... Gargantuan Coming To Your Grow Room.

What's coming? Buckets of Buds - The most massive, most dense, most gooey buds you've ever grown!

But you'll only grow those luscious phat buds if you make a big investment in the world's best-yielding, ultra-premium, two-part bloom fertilizer. It's called Connoisseur, and test reports from our hydroponics researchers prove that Connoisseur vastly & absolutely out-produces all other bloom fertilizers.

As you may know, Advanced Nutrients fertilizers were the first to blow the lid off the pathetically low yields that people were getting before they started using our fertilizers.

Until we started testing and designing fertilizers on the kinds of plants and in the kinds of gardens you grow in, hydroponics growers were using fertilizers that at best produced a few ounces per 1000 watt light.

Growers thought that was a good enough yield, until we broke the two pounds per light barrier several years ago. But we weren't satisfied with that milestone, and we've been pushing towards three per light ever since.

Our scientists worked real hard to find powerful ingredients that increase bloom production. They tried and tried. They tossed out 23 formulas before they hit on the exactly right one - Connoisseur.

Not only is Connoisseur guaranteed to produce oversized harvests of dense, gooey buds, but it's easy to use.

You'll notice that Connoisseur costs more than any other two-part bloom fertilizer. That's because the ingredients cost us a ton of money. But we guarantee that the extra dollars you spend to purchase Connoisseur will be dwarfed by the extra dollars you'll earn from the extra yield Connoisseur is guaranteed to give you.

The buzz about Connoisseur is louder than a hive of happy bees and everybody's asking us when Connoisseur will be available.

Connoisseur's ingredients are so special that it's hard to make it in large quantities. So we've got our formulators and quality control technicians working day and night to get a big enough batch made so we can get Connoisseur into your gardens.

Because you're a valued member of our Inner Circle Club, you'll find out sooner than any other grower when ultra-premium Connoisseur is available.

And at the end of your first bloom cycle grown with Connoisseur, you'll find out what our research growers already have found out: Connoisseur produces the biggest, heaviest, most high-value yields of any two-part hydroponics bloom fertilizer.

How sure are we? Sure enough to offer an unprecedented, unsurpassed, unconditional 100% moneyback biggest-bud-ever guarantee!

- Big Mike

Kronic Budz

how much?

dr gonzo

dont know yet it hasnt been relesed

dontask

They sound pretty pompous over there...

I'd wager my Kelp-Guano-Mycorhizzae-Bacterial-Blood-Bone-ORGANIC Tea over their spendy chemicals any day!

And to say that "Before our products came out people were harvesting a few ounces per 1000watt light" is just a lie...

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dr gonzo

ya well i go all organic an any way

i will be trying some of there big bud and over drive as a test but i dunno if ill continue using it i like the idea that you cant burn your plants with organics

dankmaster

Hey if the shit works...

I won't be the first to try it though

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Hydrohut grow (DEAD)... Hut killed all my plants and it has been donated to the trashman
Current veg: Apollo 11, Alpha 13 (space bud), White Widow, various bagseed and Doc. Chronic strains under 400W MH and 400W HPS

Seed to bud in 6 days! New technique!

ZoomBoom

they claim its going to cost more than any other product because it cost them a ton to make it. its been my experience dealing with businesses and whatnot that if it costs a ton to make it---they DONT make it.

you can only wonder...

its not even on their website yet...

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