gqmetalhead

Anyone have any horror stories about close encounters with the law, getting caught with something? Police officers going overboard, breaking protocol, or doing other rediculous and f'd up shit to try to toss you in jail or charge you with something? Post your stories here.

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swordfish

I think growing keeps me in check. There are a few people who messed with me in a business sense by wasting my time on some estimates that wern't necessary and then they blew me off that I would like to put the screws to. If I didnt have a grow going on I probably would stalk these assholes and do something nasty to their propertys. I think twice however and behave like a choir boy when I have a grow going on.

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nugthug

I've had many close encounters but one really sticks out in my mind.

I was driving my car with a full boat........1 driver and 4 passengers. We were driving to a party when some jack off cop with nothing better to do decides to follow us. Everyone in the car had their stash on them.......a loaded gun waiting to go off.

This frickin cop wouldnt get off my ass..........and after many many turns and miles I had enough of his shit......so I decided to go TOP GUN on his ass.

At this point I had done absolutely nothing wrong

We came up to a stoplight.........I put my left turn signal on and proceed when the light turned green. Mr. Asshole follows me using no turn signal.

I took my turn and he follows...........thats it I said. He came flying up on my ass and right when he got to his closest point I slammed the brakes with one foot and nailed the gas pedal with my other foot.

The cop shit his pants and slammed on his brakes..........I let off the gas pedal and layed a big fat burnout right in his face..........he discontinued the pursuit.
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Oh yeah...........and then there was the time me and 2 of my friends got pulled over by the K9 squad baked out of our frickin minds. The car reeked like weed.........and inside it's three occupants had bloodshot eyes and Dairy Queen ice cream in their hands

My friend got issued a ticket for expired registration.........which he took to court and got dismissed............BITCHES!
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g13laze

I saw this bike cop wearing super short shorts, it was excruciating to watch.. horrible, just horrible......

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nugthug

Did he look anything like this????

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bryansm

Here are a few that stick out in my mind:

my house got broken into while I was away for Christmas a couple years ago, well the cops saw my roommates busted in window and went to investigate...well they found all of my grow stuff but my plants had been plucked by the thieves. I get home and have a message from the Leo on my parent’s machine, shit.
So I rush back to my place and go to the station. They never put me under arrest, they want names. I give them a bunch of phony nicknames of imaginary drug dealers and they let me leave and tell me they will be calling me to set up a buy in about a week, shit. How do you buy weed from imaginary people? Hmmm, time to get a lawyer. Well after a little poking around by the lawyer it turns out the cop crawled through my roommates window and didn’t even secure the area or anything before he entered my house. BIG F*CK up on the leo's part. So because of that it ends up getting dropped. And I later learn they can’t get me for all the phony info I gave them either because I didn’t sign some paper after I gave them my statement. Score one for the home team........

Non-growing run ins--
I got pulled over for a head light being burned out on New Years Eve around 2 AM about three years ago. I was still under age then and didn’t drink and drive AT ALL.
But I did smoke. I was young and just started getting headies on the reugular, so i was not used to strong weed yet and I was high as the clouds but i also had about an eighth on me.
I was nervous and high and it took me a second to recall info, easy shit like my SS#.
Well after the stutters while saying my SS# the leo says something about my eyes being red...shit.
He asks me to step out and to do a field sobriety test...double shit. Well after about 20 minutes of freaking out during the test I guess I pass, but he is still not happy. But after about 10 minutes of threatening and questioning he finally gives up. Lucky if I say so myself.

event 2:
About two weeks ago after a nice Wake and Bake I was going to work at about 7:30 am and get pulled over for 40 in a 25. I didn’t have my I.D., he saw I didn’t have my seat belt on and my insurance card had expired for a few days. Well after about 15 minutes of making sure I was who I said I was he asks me why I was going so fast, so I told him I was going to work and I told him where I worked and it was right up the road. So he stands there for a second and starts to stare at me.

Talk about an uneasy silence.....And I shit you not, these were his next words, " Well you look like your on something , you were speeding, you didn’t have your seatbelt on, and you don’t even have any update paperwork with you to identify yourself, I mean how do I know you didn’t steal this car from *** (insert my name). but you have done everything I have asked and you are on your way to work so how about this, ill let you off for the seatbelt, the speeding, and not having your drivers license but I have to give you something for your insurance. But you can get that thrown out if you really have it and you are who you say you are. So he lets me go on my way with my ticket that i got thrown out later that day.....WHOO...DOUBLE lucky

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kawgomoo

i got pulled over, 2 cops in one car. the sr. officer was riding in the car mind you, wearing tighty short shorts looking JUST like the guy from reno 911. hair slicked back.. total homo. the "arresting" officer was cool as could be lt. cocksucker was being a total ass searched my car all kinds of shit.. when i go to court for the super bogus ticket of driving on an expired {not suspended license} the jr officer shows up looking normal, the sr officer who i dont even know why he was in court that day shows up wearing an all white, double breasted suit, white patent leather shoes... for fucks sake looked like a throw back don johnson. it was all i could do not to laugh out loud at him in front of the judge.

Tommy_Chong

got pulled in '90 in Ohio, i had expired plates AND fictitious plates (they were still registered to my previous car) so he didnt need ANY other reason to pull me... i shoved a bag up between the tach and speedo, guess he saw me lean forward. sitting in the back of his cruiser i saw first a fist full of roaches on the roof of my car, then a few packs of papers. then the sack .... shiiittttt

lucky we had already burned a few bones out of the bag. there was 26g left in one bag ... ohhh so lucky. $100 fine ... ohio, under one oz in one bag you can get off on personal use ... max for first offense is $100 fine and no jail. whew

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about the same time frame i was giving my 'dude' at the time a ride to his 'dude' to get a QP. this was about 1:30am ... bad time to be driving a POS car anyway. [sarcasm] you have got to love LEO profiling [/sarcasm] ( i know, i know no [sarcasm] thing )

i recognized the headlights 20ft off my bumper, back then LEO around there all had those late 80's crown vic's. very noticeable headlights
he followed us for about 3 miles, his lights came on, we shit and freaked, about the time the bullet sweat started flowing he sped around us and off down the road, he must have had a real crime to go to ...... whewwww
heart attack over



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tripps

I've been caught with weed 3 times in NY and twice in Texas, let go and weed dumped in sewer or into the wind every time, , must have an innocent face or something. Funniest was in Dallas, Texas, we always kept a big bowl on the coffee table that held up to a quarter pound of weed, homegrown was so cheap back then (30 years ago), I think we paid $40 dollars for a QP. We were having a good old time, throwing firecrackers off the balcony of our apartment, and generally being loud and obnoxious. Someone knocked on the door and my buddy hollered "come in!". A cop. Told us to knock it off, looked at the big bowl of weed, said " You dumbasses, never say come in if you don't know who it is, once you invite me in, I don't need a warrant or anything" And just left, shaking his head at how stupid we were, never even took the weed!

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