Dr. Funkenstein

So you are a new student, just shipped off to college, finally getting settled in to your new living quarters and need to find a way to smoke while not setting off any alarms or alerting authorities/RA's. So what do you do? WHAT-DO-YOU-DO?!

You use the DIY "SMOKER'S ODOR EATER" device that you, yourself, can make virtually anywhere. Here's what you need:

1 - Tubular container, ie Empty Toilet Paper Roll, Water Bottle, Soda Bottle -Anysize smaller than a 2L should do.
( If you want to make something more permanent you can, just be sure it is open on both ends. Intake/Exhaust)

2 - Fabric Softner sheets. Pick up a box from the dollar store, have them for many moons.
(If you're on the road, hotels sometimes have vending machines with laundry supplies, or any laundromat should as well.)

3. Scissors, Knife, Blade - Something to cut with
(You will need this to remove the bottom of your empty bottle if you chose go this route, or are on the road.)

4. Rubberband, Zipties, Tape


Step1: If you are useing a toilet paper roll, or anything that is already open ended, you can bypass this step. If you are useing a water bottle or anything with only a single open end, you will need to cut and remove the base of the bottle or whatever you chose to use so that air can pass through freely.

Step2: Next take out your fabric softner sheets and wrap them over the end of your tubular device. You can use as many sheets as you like, the more sheets the stronger the odor protection. But one or two should honestly do, as you will see soon enough.

Step3: Secure your fabric softner sheets with your Rubberband, Zipties, or Tape. So you can blow through the tube without blowing the sheet off.


Now you should have your handy on-the-go DIY "SMOKER'S ODOR EATER"ready to test.

First thing to mention is, when you are exhaling into the tube, you want to be sure not to inhale while holding your new SMOKER'S ODOR EATER to your mouth, as the chemicals in the softner sheets can make you sick and hoark pretty bad. So remember, exhale/blow your smoke into the tube, remove from face and catch your breath. Do not remove from face until done exhaling as you will reduce it's effectiveness.

This is also most effective when used with a pipe, water-pipe,bong or any other smoking device where the bowl can be easily exstinguished. Reducing the amount of excess smoke that will not have a chance to pass through your new DIY "SMOKER'S ODOR EATER". This will be useless with a rolled cigarette.


There you have it! You are now safe to smoke in the same building as non smokers, with virtually little chance of giving it away.

Just in time for the holidays!

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analog

And to think that back in the 70's the hallway RO told us kids
to stick towels against the bottom crack of the door .

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That's EXATLY what we did in the 70's, but our RA woulda had a cow. She was straight laced!

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As a kid, I used to use the towel under the door trick until I got busted from my folks in the middle of the night from escaping stink. After that point, I always believed the towel under the door was just a "movie-stage" trick.

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"Most people can do extraordinary things if they have the confidence or they take the risks. Yet most people don't. They treat life as if it will go on forever." - Philip Adams

stoney-trees

Towel needs to be wet. Works better. From my hotel expieiences.

As for the odor eater, thats classic. I remember using those the first few times smoking at peoples houses. Worked pretty good.

I seen one in skunk magazine. It included a fan so it could be used with joints/blunts also. I'll have to find it and post it up then.

PipeWorks

Hell yeah! The "snarf" or "spoof"

I used to use them all the time. They even made a commercial one called the "Hello Neighbor" that had many different scents, used them just to try it, worked very well.

Ha - they still do - Hello Neighbor Blow-Thru Air freshener

Dryer sheets and toilet paper roll is the way to go if you need to control smoking odor, and make sure to put your hand over the bowl as soon as you take it off your mouth!

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JustBenderBaby

Yet another example of marijuana's superb influence over the mind's creative factory!

Dr. Funkenstein, one mod I had when I made one of the tube-fresheners was to take and place a piece of window screen (or other screen) taped around one end -or zip tied, and I stuffed about 3 fluffy sheets in there, and viola! Instant odor eater! If you don't have screen lying around, you can cover one end with masking tape and poke holes in it with a pen or nail. That will work well, but the last dryer sheet will get stuck to the tape unless you place a separate piece over the sticky side first before taping up the end.

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voodoo

I have done this before, a long time ago actually, but i always thought the odor that came out after blowing smoke through the dryer sheet was gross and it that smell makes me nauseous ... you could just take the smoking session outside though, at least no enclosure to keep the smoke trapped, i know its an uncomfortable suggestion but ... lol

CRAZYTRAIN

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nugthug

I used to smoke in the dorms quite a bit my first few years of college. By pure coincidence I ended up on the most notorious pothead floor at my college. The boys flipped pounds like pancakes. Everytime you got off the elevator it wreaked like a fresh shipment of dank or massive amounts of burnt reefer. 50 guys on the right wing and 50 girls on the left wing. Out of 50 dudes only four or five didn't burn.

Box fan in the window
Towel in front of the bottom of the door
Toilet paper roll stuffed with carbon sheets

My freshman year our RA ratted out my roommate and his girlfriend for smoking in our room. Cops came and they both got busted. Thankfully I wasn't present at the time but I was furious.

I'm rather non-violent but a pretty tough guy. My roommate wasn't very fierce but a pretty big guy you wouldn't want to squish you.

After ratting our RA was too chicken shit to look either of us in the face. Every time he saw one of us he would avoid us.

Shortly afterwards one day a different buddy and I were playing catch with a football outside of our dorm when here comes walking our RA. I dropped back and launched a deep bomb. Like a heat seeking missile this ball was flying straight for his head. My friend leaped and made a terrific catch. My RA was scared shitless and covered his head and ducked. Had my friend not caught the ball it would have probably knocked his chump ass out.

Before the football incident he would just see me and casually turn away. After the football incident he nearly shit his pants everytime he saw me and would get all nervous and run away like a scared little bitch.

Oh the memories......my dorm days were a FUCKING RIOT!