born042079

LMAO...

-Born420

pontoon

I once grew a pot plant the size of a large building. It was about 100 feet tall! I harvested about 60,000 pounds of dry bud from it! It was great! Indica on one side...sativa on the other...and pure opium dripping from the stalk like sap!! Every time I smoked a joint I sprouted feathers and would fly over the housetops in my neighborhood! I'd fly to the beach, to the mountains, to the city. And everyone looks just like ants from where I fly! Plus, after a coupla bong hits a small color changing glass bowl would appear from my navel so I wouldn't even need a bong! I'd just take a nice bud, stick it in my navel and fire that puppy up...all I have to do is breathe!!
The other night I thought it might be cool to climb her! So I put on my shoes, rolled a joint the size of a loaf of Wonder Bread and started up the main stalk. I climbed around colas the size of a Studebaker and stopped every so often to vaporize some of the opium dripping off her stems! When I finally got near the top I was about 90 feet above the ground! I jumped off the main cola and fell to my feet on a white, fluffy cloud! I tried to shake off the effects of the opium and spotted in the distance a small house. It looked just like something out of a fairy tale! I started to walk towards the house...still on an opium high, and noticed I couldn't walk that well on this crazy cloud. Every step I took it looked as though the house was getting farther and farther away! And the cloud felt like I was trying to walk in pudding. I finally came to the front walk and proceeded to make my way to the door. On the door was a huge doorknocker! It was awfully heavy as I pulled up on it. My hands were still sweaty from the climb and it fell out of my hands with a big thud!! All of a sudden, the door started to open with a loud creak...taking so much time to open. And when the light from outside made it's way inside...guess what I saw? Nothing, that's when I woke up!

Sorry...I couldn't hep maseff

PoNtOoN

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smokinrav

Thats one serious fatal flaw in the puter to keep AG away for so long. Guess we never will know how he did it.

Oh well, back to my plants that only yield an ounce or two....

Smokin

Smoker4life420

ya took the words right outta my mouth looks like someones not comin back

SFL

colafornia

Shiznit!!! do i sense a change of names??? no mas AG

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al6

I laughed my ass of reading that short story. You should hollow out the stalk and live inside of it

pontoon

...........because of your kind words al6, I might keep the story going. Part of my job
description includes creative writing, and it’s a lot of fun to go somewhere without leaving
the room! I like yer idea of the tree as living quarters...plenty to smoke and a nice healthy climb
once a day! Now we know why the Keebler elves are constantly smiling and baking cookies!

Smile....and the world thinks yer wasted,

pOOn

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Sanclem

Smokin mirrors yes All the numbers are right but it must have been wet and usual 6 to 1 dri turn out to be 450 grams of dri bud. Now plug that in to grams/months/watts its .562 grams,per,watt month. that is possible. I have seen .6 grams,watts,months. My running average with MH is .482. With hps its .3 Give the Auz'z credit.

smokinrav

I dont know sanclem, he was pretty insistent on his story. Read his original post. He says he hung them and a week later they weighed in at almost 6 lbs.

I still like Borns position about the 12 lbs of wet bud weight on each plant. Under a 400 MH......impossible.

lilmama

Smoken,
I was already laughing when i saw your name come up before i even read your reply to him. :-) You did't let me down.

Aol has many many camera's for sale under $100.00. I've bought 3 of them this year. eBay also sells digitals cheap, and they are good camera's.

In fact, if you can prove you got that much out of 4 plants, I'll buy you that camera!

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